Many disputes could be resolved by engaging in good ol fashioned fisticuffs.
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3von:
people who ghost you then come back later sayin, “hey stranger” or “so you don’t fw me anymore?” are demons from the lowest parts of hell
all y’all can’t be the realest nigga
someone lying
THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING.
u white so don’t worry abt real niggas at all
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I’m so thankful I’m not having kids. Praise him.
Lmao I’m so anti kids that whenever I see someone prego I scream to myself… IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?!
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aye man if we have a vacay fling then randomly meet again in the streets you better act like I’m the love of your life. i want to see slow motion running and tears of jubilation. i’ll put you in an ankle lock. don’t play with me. you crazy
this is the plot of the giver
I’m dying bcse it literally is
(via sentient-body-of-water)
lost two years of your life cause of covid - then got hit with inflation right after. we’re down tremendously
(via thabootyscholar)
Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life
When you timidly approach the line cook during his fifth cigarette break to ask if he knows the weed man
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